英文愚人节祝福语大全.doc
英文愚人节祝福语大全
中文版的愚人节祝福我们都知道该怎么写，那我们来点高级的英语祝福语怎样？下面是的我为大家收集整理的“英文愚人节祝福语大全”，供大家参考！希望能够帮助到大家！！
英文愚人节祝福语大全【一】
1、In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relishis always，sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh！ Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good！
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！
2、If a mistake was Ptty， I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart， I have committed heinouscrimes， Zhennan life！ But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes， really envy you！
如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！
3、Because of you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah？！
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？
4、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks， the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong， and easy-to-carry
concealed， not weapons， and other characteristics，…… shoot you use the most appropriate！
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适！
5、Psychological test： If you and the cowardrace， you want to： 1 you run fast； as fast；you coward slower than… answer： you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts； beast than you！ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3
你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！
愚人节快乐！
6、Notice： AprilFool＇s Day approaching， on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite，please pay attention. Following is the first： You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover！
通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！
7、Shaceng said： I have 16 change！ Journey said： I have 32 change！ Wukong said： I am 72 changed！ In his Tang Seng：Nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages？ Happy April Fool＇s Day！
沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！
8、After dinner seven Commandment： I quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， Wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep！ Journey：Remember？
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？
9、Some people see you today， you still as charming，wearing a checked vest， Manyouyou to walk， a detached look comfortable， it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit？
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的？
10、You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair， as the most beautiful melodies world， in my mind Zhou， I want to say：You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFool＇s Day！
你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！
11、You find one you love deservesthe love， I not understand you and your feelings， I know that some things can not reluctantly， not some distance beyond， like yesterday， I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go！
你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了！
12、Toads pursuitof swans， swan disdain said： If I as long as you die！ HAMA against： the pig also live good？ After listening to pigs， feel aggrieved： I just look at messages， I move Sheire Who？
癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢！猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了？
13、If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my
cell phone and elaborated……
如果你长得难看，请打110；如果你身材不好，请打120；如果你脾气不好，请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
英文愚人节祝福语大全【二】
preacher： why？ what did he do to you？
神父：为什么？他对你做了什么吗？
girl： he touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
preacher： you mean like this？（the guy did it.）
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
girl：（a little shy from the touch） yes.
女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
preacher：that“s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
girl： but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
preacher： you mean like this？（he did it again.）
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）
girl： yes，that“s what he did.
女孩：是的，是这样子没错
preacher：that“s still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
girl： and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然后……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
preacher：（evil laugh...） you mean like this？（and you-know-what）
神父：（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）girl：（after a few minutes...） ugh... yeah，that“s what he did...
女孩：（数分钟后）喔……是的……就是这样子………
preacher： my dear girl，that“s still no reason to call him a...
神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他“你这个………”