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愚人节英文短信

talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married

The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing

The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!

Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you

The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip

The wife: Very good, thank you.

The husband: And, what happened to my present

The wife: Which present

The husband: What I asked for: the English girl

The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for " The husband replies, "autumn. "

man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks

him on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for " he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for " "Your fucking horse just phoned. "

to husband: you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss.

Husband: piss on him! Wife: you did and he fired you!

Husband: fuck him!

Wife: I did and you can go back to work tomorrow.

couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules

and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours " "Yep, " the husband replied, "in-laws ".

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愚人节整人短信 1、今天有个算得很准的半仙给我算了一命,卦上讲我生来克你,有一天你要死在我的刀下!半仙让我换个工作来解你这一劫难!帮我想想我不杀猪干点什么好呢? 2、寻猪启事：本人丢失纯种小白猪一只。特征：聪明伶俐，善解人意，身上带一部手机并在查阅短信，爱猪看过信息后，速给主人回信息！主人现在好想你！ 3、通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！ 4、沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！ 5、你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！ 6、忠心提醒你，今天是愚人节，小心上当受骗，别被人涮了，还是我好心吧！对了顺便祝你节日快乐，虽然过这个节的人不多。 7、你听说过有一只猪会看短信吗？起初我也不信，不过我发了一条过去。哎！他真的会看耶！ 8、收到这个短信的朋友注意了，您的手机已经中了病毒，唯一解决的办法是，先按2，再按5，最后按0，问题会得到解决，愚人节快乐！) 9、人生总有风雨飘摇的时候，因为有你，生活才不寂寞，也许幸福只是短暂的拥有，因为是你，才会变的永恒，是你给我带来了幸福和快乐，我的小狗狗！ 10、在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！ 11、癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢！猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了？ 12、今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的？ 13、我有件事求你，你那能找个空房让我住两天吗？这件事请你不要告诉任何人，本来我不想麻烦你的，可我真的找不到信任的人了，我是萨达姆！ 14、昨晚我作了个梦，你是主角！梦见你手提菜刀气喘吁吁在追头猪。那头猪却突然跪地求饶说：本是同根生，相煎何太急！ 15、你狠，你狠，你真狠；人比黄瓜瘦，没有三两肉；皮比城墙厚，炮弹打不透；心比针眼小，从来不吃亏；情比纸还薄，逮谁把谁坑！

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圣诞节祝福语(英文版) 大全 merry christmas and a happy new year.敬祝圣诞，恭贺新喜。 best wishes on this holiday season. 献上最诚挚的节日祝福。 wishing you and yours a merry christmas this holiday season.值此佳节，祝你全家圣诞快乐。 we wish you a merry christmas. 我们祝你圣诞快乐。 wishing you a beautiful holiday season.节日愉快。 happy holidays! 节日快乐！ season\'s greetings.顺颂时祺。 wishing you a white christmas.愿你有一个银白色的圣诞。 have you been naughty or nice this year? 你今年乖不乖？ don\'t forget to hang up the sock! 别忘了挂上袜子！ we\'ve had a rather uneventful year! 我们度过了平安无事的一年 may the holidays fill your heart with happiness.祝您节日快乐。

给父母亲的祝福语. mom and dad: thank you for everything this holiday season! 爸爸妈妈：值此佳节，感谢您们所给予的一切。 i\'ll be home to enjoy this christmas with you. 我将回家与你们共度佳节。 a present from me is on the way. hope you\'ll like it. 寄上一份礼物，希望你们会喜欢。 i wish i were home for the holidays. 但愿我能回家共度佳节。 thinking of you at christmas time. 圣诞佳节，我想念你们。 best wishes from mark, janet and the kids. 马克、的珍妮特和孩子们，谨呈最诚挚的祝福。 warmest thoughts and best wishes form your daughter. 寄上无限的思念和最美好的祝愿，你们的女儿。 a holiday wish from your son tom. 寄上佳节的祝福，你们的儿子汤姆敬上。 may you have the best christmas ever. 愿你过个最愉快的圣诞节。 merry christmas to the world\'s best parents!

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英文愚人节祝福语大全 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感，可惜这些你一条都不占。 Notice: aprilfool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! 通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！ Shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day! 沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！ After dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking,

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愚人节短信祝福语集锦 1. 我觉得认识你这么久了，你这人特别的，极度的，非常的，罕见的，与众不同的笨，而且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别生气啊!愚人节快乐! 2. 小驴对驴妈妈说：妈妈愚人节还没到就有人给我发恶意短信了，我回不回?驴妈妈说：别上当，猪才回，是驴，咱就不回。愚人节快乐! 3. 我一直想对你说三个字，可你知道它的份量，我怕一旦说出咱们连朋友都没得做。可我控制不住感情鼓起勇气对你说：你是猪。愚人节快乐! 4. 啊!愚人节快乐! 5. 小驴对驴妈妈说：妈妈愚人节还没到就有人给我发恶意短信了，我回不回?驴妈妈说：别上当，猪才回，是驴，咱就不回。愚人节快乐! 6. 根据全世界范围内178个国家的调查结果显示：去年因受人作弄而羞辱自杀的人数达到3791人。联合国安理会宣布，从今年起取消愚人节。 7. 根据全世界范围内178个国家的调查结果显示：去年因受人作弄而羞辱自杀的人数达到3791人。联合国安理会公布，从今年起取消愚人节。 8. 想你是件很快乐的事;见你是件很开心的事;爱你是我永远要做的事;把你放在心上是我一直在做的事;不外，骗你是刚刚发生的事;愚人节快乐哟! 9. 我一直想对你说三个字，可你知道它的份量，我怕一旦说出咱们连朋友都没得做。可我控制不住感情鼓起勇气对你说：你是猪。愚人节快乐! 10. 你有天使般容颜，魔鬼般身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么完美无暇。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好不好?愚人节快乐!

11. 我有件事求你，你那能找个空房让我住两天吗?这件事请你不要告诉任何人，本来我不想麻烦你的，可我真的找不到信任的人了，我是萨达姆! 12. 一种人可以和我生生世世，叫情人;有一种人可以与我血浓于水，叫亲人;还有一种人被我卖了还在帮数钱，例如看短信的你，就叫愚人!祝节日快乐! 13. 你善良像猫儿,你忠实像狗儿,你可爱像鸟儿,你识途像马儿,你美貌像蝶儿,你勤劳像蜂儿,你什么都相像，也难怪大家都叫你禽兽! 14. 今天有人看见你了，你仍是那样迷人，穿戴格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然安闲的样子，其实是可爱极了，真不知你当年是怎么胜过兔子的? 15. 你走!找一个值得你爱的吧我不够了解你，我知道有些事不能强求有些间隔也无法跨越，就像昨天我真的无法相信为了根骨头你就跟人走了。 16. 没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!没事!就跟你说没事了你还按个屁啊! 17. 一只蛐蛐跟猪打赌说：我跳进草里你就看不见我，猪说：我要看得见呢?于是蛐蛐跳进草里。猪在看，猪在看!猪还在看!猪咋还在看呢? 18. 将这封短信转发3次，你会走财运;转发6次，你会走官运;转发10 次，你会走桃花运;转发20次，你将花掉3元钱!愚人节快乐! 19. 话说箭有金箭、铁箭、铜箭，你偏偏要学银箭!话说武功有十八种360招，你偏偏要学醉箭，于是不久江湖上泛起了你：醉银箭!愚人节快乐! 20. 我觉得熟悉你这么久了，你这人特别的，极度的，非常的，罕见的，不同凡响的笨，而且笨得可爱，嘻嘻，别气愤

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圣诞节的英文祝福语 merry christmas, my best friend. 祝我挚友节日快乐。 a christmas greeting to cheer you, my good friend. 希望节日祝福给你带来欢乐，我好朋友。 take your passion and make it come true. 发挥你热情，让理想变为现实。 i hope we can spend the holidays together. 希望我们能一起过节日节。 to hong from your good friends at peking u. 送给红——北大一群好友。 best of luck in the year to come. 愿你在未来一年里，吉星高照。 a merry yuletide! 节日快乐！ wish all the best wishes for you.

献上最美好祝愿。 wish many good wishes for the holidays and the coming year. 新一年，向你献上最诚挚祝福。 wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful christmas season. 愿你拥有美丽节日所有祝福。 may its blessings lead into a wonderful year for you and all whom you hold dear. 祝福你及你所爱人新一年中万事如意。 to wish you special joy at the holidays and all year. 祝你在节日和新一年中享有无限快乐。给长辈上司的圣诞祝福： for you and your family,boss,during this holiday season! 在这个佳节里，老板，向您和您全家人祝福! there s no place like home for the holidays. 在这个佳节里，没有比家更好的地方了。 best wishes for a wonderful newyear.

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