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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 白雪公主与七个小矮人

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The king married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. You see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think. But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! She is Snow White.

皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter, come here, come here!

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.

皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick some flowers. Find a lonely place and kill her.

猎人：But she is the princess. …

皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her any longer.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me. Otherwise, I will punish you.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

白雪：(Pick some flowers. ) Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!

猎人：(Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!

白雪：(Cry exhaustedly) What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?

猎人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.

白雪：But who?

猎人：The queen.

白雪：The queen! But why?

猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.

白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.

猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.

白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little cottage.

白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here are their names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey. Oh, how I want to sleep!

旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain.

老学究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.

开心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world.

喷嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.

害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.

老顽固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger. The next one is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.

老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!

开心果：Who is it?

喷嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!

瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our cottage silently.

害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.

老顽固：Perhaps it’s the witch.

旁白：?When Dopey was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out with astonishment.

老学究：What a lovely child!

开心果：How beautiful!

喷嚏精：Who is she?

瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.

害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?

老顽固：Kill her.

白雪：?( Wake up ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.

七矮人：But why are you in our house?

白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.

老学究：If you take care of our house.

开心果：If you do some cooking for us.

喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.

瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼：But you must be careful.

老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.

白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.

旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the seven dwarfs came

back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand, when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.

皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?

魔镜：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.

皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costs my life.

旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the cottage .

皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.

白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?

皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. This one, please!

白雪：OK! Thank you! ( Having a small piece, dead )

皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprise to see Snow White dead

七矮人：What’s the matter?

老学究：Snow White is dead.

七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Now let’s pick some flowers and place around her

旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.

王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.

七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to be kind to her.

王子：Yes, I will.

I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)

旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life, as was written in the magic book of the wicked queen.

白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?

王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?

白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!

七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!

旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show

白雪：Good Bye!

七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!

白雪、王子：Thank you. Good Bye. See you later.

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Scene ⅰ: 地点（at campus） 人物：kevin Jason and Rita Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？ Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！ J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？ Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！ R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？ K: Jasson ? Rita ? Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫 Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧 K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗? R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了 J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好

R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？ K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。R：Impossible !这不可能！ K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。 Scene ⅱ: (at kevin’s home) 人物：Kevin , land lady Marry M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门 K: What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry? M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay of f your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上，立刻，马上！ K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？

英语搞笑短剧剧本

三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!

搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》

搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]

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四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。 人物 Tom: Father Orange Klye: Mother Orange Wallis: Older Sister Orange Jessie: Little Brother Orange Characters Father Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man. Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic. Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive . Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled. SCENE I 场景一：果园 One Morning in an Orange Orchard. (Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. ) Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this. Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks. Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders. Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help. Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us. Mother: But it’s useless. Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered! Brother: Oh! We’re being grab bed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water? Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best. Father: Y eah! SCENE II On a Fruit Stand. (After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. ) Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall). Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared. (Suddenly) Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?

英语短剧(三人)搞笑

改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?

英文短剧剧本

英文短剧剧本 Sleeping beauty Scene one 旁白：Long long ago, there was a king and a beautiful queen. They hoped to have a child and finally their dream came true. A daughter was born and they called her Aurora. The people in this country were very happy, they held a party for there lovely princess. (Music, people are dancing.) 旁白：the king and the queen are coming. (All the people stop and salute行礼) King: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the party. We are gathering here for the born of the princess Aurora. Aurora is my princess, also yours. All: yehh! Queen: Oh, look! Who are coming? (Three fairies appear and salute) Fay: Each of us is coming to give the little child a single gift. Flora: I’m Flora, my gift is beauty. Fauna: I give you sweet voice. Fay: lovely princess, my gift is … (There comes the scream, Carlin appear) Fauna: Wo, it’s Carlin. Why does she come here? Carlin:(screams) Oh, so many people, and…(looks at the three fairies) there is no invitation for me. I am very angry! Queen: I am so sorry for our mistake. I hope you won’t mind. Flora: You won't want it! Carlin(screams): Won't? Hahaha… Never mind, just a big surprise for your lovely princess. When she is 16, she will be stung by a rose and die, hahaha… Queen: Oh, no. King: Seize her. Carlin: stand still, (all the people stand still) you fools (screams and disappears.) (All the people are very worry, they talk to each other to find a way. The queen is crying.) King: Cut down all the roses! All: Cut down! Cut down! Fay: Don’t despair. Here is my gift. Although Carlin’s power is very strong. I will try my best. Aurora won’t die, she will just sleep while stinging by a rose. And when she gets a kiss from her lover, she will wake up.